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How long do blue **** take to feed their young before the fly the nest? I am a cat owner and on blue tit watch at the moment, to make sure my cat doesn't kill anything. The parents (blue ****) have been very busy recently and i am hoping the babies fly soon so that i can take the nesting box down. If i see a fledgling out of the nest will it fly never to return or will it come home again, as my cat will kill anything i think that is air-bound and goes in or out of the little hole in the fence. I want to give my cat a free range but i am also prepared to keep him housebound to allow the blue **** to live? What should i do i cannot sacrifice blue **** working so hard to rear their babies, when my cat would love to kill them. Should i put him in an ASBO situation? He is a very much loved cat but i want to prevent him killing any wildlife. It was me that put the nesting box up in the first place. | | Hi, I have the same problem as you with blue **** nesting in my neighbours garden. Once the young start coming to the front of the nest box for food, there will only be a couple of weeks left until they come out of the nest. The parents call to the young birds and they flutter down one by one, they even stay around the garden for a few day's until they get stronger. Also you have to watch for the young falling out of the nest as they get bigger, you can normally tell when they are ready to come out of the nest because they are always at the front of the box. It is a worrying time i am constantly on bird watch because of my cat's. | TNA's Bound For Glory was CRAZZZZZYY!!!!!!? lol
TNA Bound for glory was insane it had 3 bloopers but still insane.
lets see the table broke in the 2 out of 3 table match with steiners and 3D they sat him on it and it broke lol.
ummm amazing kong's **** poped out hahahahaha.
and kurt was gunna go for a shooting star in my opinion and went forward and done a 450 and still screwed up and landed on sting with his knees.
but still crazy pay-per view
STING is The NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whooooooooo
styles and tomko win thats freakin awesome
AJ styles did his shooting star outs the ring AWESOME :]
or as he calls it shooting styles.
machismo retains OH YEAHHHHHHHH
Gail win the womens title.
TNA! TNA! TNA! | | Kurt Will Re-Gain The TNA World Title. | What are the funniest things you have heard an old person say? Here are my examples compiled from teachers, family, and my bosses. The older the person the better.
"She was uglier than a handful of a**holes."
"Ron sure is sucking hind teet this year."
"Well Cole Hamels and Brian Roberts are alright, but after that the cheese does get binding."
"That hurt like a sore tit."
"I am a strong advocate of breathing." | For crying in a bucket!
That has nothing to do with the price of eggs in China. | How to make a legal contract? My friend knocked this girl up and he is being a tit because he doesnt want to be involved. However the mom doesnt want the father involved financially or in any way either. How would the two make a legal and binding contract for this so it can't be broken? | There is no legal contract the father of the guy can sign that will remove his duty to support the guy.
The only out he has is if a the guy is adopted by another who is willing to be a man and to support a guy.
Your "friend" would never be a friend of mine. | Mmmmk... I think I killed my L4D2...? (PC version, on Steam) I was attempting to bind a specific vocal command to a key in console (Nothing more fun than spamming '****!' with Nick) and, without thinking, i bound it to 'r', which of coarse is the key for reloading... The sound file binding didn't even work either... so now if I press 'r' nothing happens. So I've had to change the reload key through options to 'e', but the problem now is, I can't really get used to playing with 'e' as reloading...
So my question is: Is there a console command for binding a key to make my character reload so I can set 'r' to it, which would go over the last one... OR is there a way that I can just reset all of my console commands (I forgot to mention that leaving and joining a new game didn't work, and neither did closing and re-opening the game) so that it's all back to default??
10 points, thanks in advance! | | do u mean R2D2? | Every action has some reaction (jokes)..? 1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit bit
2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
5. Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.
6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
7.Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
8. Virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.
9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles *** all over town.
10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
11.Baseball all wrong-man with four balls can't walk.
12. Man who live in glass house,dress in basement.
13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
14. Man with penis in peanut butter is ******* nuts.
15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent. | Is LOL or LMAO a sufficient enough answer for you?
Jolly good | In a modern secular society, what is the point of marriage? I have never understood this to be honest. Marriage used to be the binding of two people under the eye of God, in many cases it was accepted as a very holy occasion.
However, as society has become more secular, this principle has dissipated and has now changed into something else. All marriage is now is a contractual agreement between two people that they will stay financially liable to each for the foreseeable future until an inevitable divorce or one of them dies.
If love is such a beautiful thing, why bring bureaucracy into it. Marriage, to me at least, just seems like a pantomime. An over blown contact signing!
Would you put on a similar event if you were to sign a credit agreement for a new car or take out a mortgage?
If you love each other unconditionally, then why feel the need to take out what is effectively an insurance policy out on your partner just in case it goes all **** up and you have 1/2 of his/her's property?
Call me cyncial but I just think its all a joke.
What is the point of marriage now? | The point of marriage is to qualify for tax breaks, spousal health insurance benefits, life insurance, and combine credit scores.
Also, it makes splitting up that much harder to do which for many couples is enough incentive to stay together. My ex-brother in law was quoted many times as saying, "I'd get reamed in the divorce. It's just cheaper to keep her." | Confucius say!???????? Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
He who plays with self, pulls *****.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
Man who plays with self pulls *****.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who **** in cash register come into money.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man trapped in pantry have *** in jam.
Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out. | | WOW! Absolutely Hilarious! LMAO! Star for you!!!. | Would you read this story? so my friend is writing a book of her life story she gave me the first chapter and here it is.
ATTENTION WHORE- CHAPTER 1.
Are you an attention whore? Well, saying that I understand you is an understatement. “My friend” went through that exact same experience. I’m going to elaborate as if I were she; once more this is my friend, NOT ME.
Mkay?
Great.
So let’s begin on the first day of middle school. Miniscule, frightened, and so damn intimidated by these huge 7th graders and 8th graders. Right at this moment, my life would flip like a ******* coin. Yes this may sound a little trite, but you’ll get over it. I had no idea the **** I was going to go through in the following three years of my life.
Okay fine, it’s not that big of a deal, but indeed the title of this story fit me perfectly though not until 7th grade.
So as a sixth grader, I had no authority whatsoever. I was lucky to get a slight nod or a smile from the cruel elderly middle schoolers, rather than a nasty death-look.
Oh, how much I loathed those stares. They made me feel like a fly on their squeaky clean windshield of life. So, throughout my entry to this parallel universe, I discovered these new exclusive cliques that seemed like one of those typical high school movies.
Though they weren’t emphasized until later on. So I had a nice enough year. I met one of my best friends that year. Everyone respected her. She soon became one of “the girls.” Which includes my present best friends. I wasn’t “in” those days. So anyways, these girls that I mentioned were nice. Yes, they were like V.I.P, but I didn’t mind. I started hanging out with the more often and we became friends.
Blah.
Lets get to the juicy ****, shall we?
So by the end of 6th grade, I developed pretty well. I got the dreaded period in 5th grade, which meant of course I had well formed body parts. In other words, my boobs were larger than any of my friends. This caused for me to get attention from the opposite sex, which I enjoyed. A lot.
And this is where it starts.
Summer was approaching.
I made another new present best friend.
This girl is a grade younger. Her titties were as large as mine.
The male attention direction switched. Cause that’s how the cookie crumbles. Out with the old, in with the new.
Jealousy raged inside me. My desire for male interest increased heavily. I had to do something!
And so, my first kiss was bound to happen. Soon. And it did. After coming back from my lengthy vacation in Argentina, I was at my new equal-tit-sized friend’s house with a shitload of people.
So this womanizer comes up to me.
Short.
Blonde.
A year older.
Desperate for ***.
What more could a fat-attention-craving- girl want?
Nothing more ☺
So this dude kept reeling me in with his small talk and his cute little smile.
He asked for a good-bye kiss, he got it.
BAM. Instant satisfaction. For me, at least.
This miniscule pop kiss meant nothing to this (miniscule) guy. All I was to him: a young naïve chick with a hunger for some attention. He knew, and very well as a matter of fact, that I would give in easily. Very easily. He was correct. I didn’t expect to though. It was a spur of the moment type of thing. (I know, that’s what they all say.)
A few weeks later, my best friend tells me she likes this guy. And this guy happened to be my close friend (and present enemy). A week before that, my other best friend told me she likes the same guy.
Um… lets just say I’ve made out with this guy and infinite amount of times since then.
Don’t be judgmental though.
After what I’m about to tell you, you can be.
My friend, (nameofguy) and I were walking around our condominium and we were headed over to our “spot” which is the bathroom of the Olympic pool.
So the guy tells me we should race over there.
I wasn’t born ******* yesterday. He obviously wanted to get ***, so I asked my friend if it was all right with her if we raced, and she said sure (which in chick world means hell no) but obviously I was clueless.
So I run off with this dude that my best friend likes… and I felt rebellious. Kind of like a thrill. Though regret swallows me till this day.
When we were out of her sight (I noted) he kisses me. Softly.
He tries to go further, I pushed him off.
I knew what he wanted. He knew I was easy.
So when my friend got to us, we go over to our spot.
The three of us sat on the cold marble floor.
Her mom was calling her, she stepped out.
As soon as she was out, he attacked me like a lion attacks his ******* dinner. I was a bit baffled as to what to do. After all, I had barely any experience. So I just followed him. Our tongues inside each other’s cheeks.
I’m grossed out right now even thinking of it.
So anyways, he kept pushing me aggressively to the wall and letting his warm damp hand wander over my shorts… and soon under.
I grabbed hold of myself. I slightly shoved his hand off. This made him want more. He put his hands under the back of my shirt. I was th | Tell your "friend" that I am sorry but no way. I didn't even finnish reading this.
I have a hard time understand what the eff is going on. I get that is trying to be funny and racy but it just isn't.
Maybe if I had finished reading this I would say something different and more positive but I'm just not going to. Sorry. Make it more coherent. | Business Law question? I need help with this case:
Anita and Barryy were negotiating, and Anita's attorney prepared a long and carefully drawn contract that was given to Barry for examination. Five days later and prior to its execution, Barry's eyes became so infected that it was impossible for him to read. Ten days thereafter and during the continuance of the illness, Anita called barry and urged him to sign the contract despite the fact he was unable to read it. In a subsequent actin by Anita, Barry claimed that the contract was not binding hom him because it was imposible for him to read and he didn't know wha tit contained prior to his signing it. Should Barry be held to the contract?
a part of me says yes it should be because he shouldn't have signed it without reading it but then it seems like improper threat from Anita to make him sign, knowingly he cann't read it.
Please help me with this one and please do explain your answer | Barry is on the hook.
He negotiated the contract with Anita and he read and approved it.
If he had questions as to whether it was the same contract he had read he had every opportunity to have his own counsel
read it to him. If he questioned it he did niot have to sign it.
Once he signed it he was indicating that he had read it and understood it. |
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